Okay, so, I'm at the grocery store
watching the cashier scan my items-
The four items the store rarely
has to bother putting on sale, and,
yes, I do need all four.
You see, I need all that candy cause
I don't know how many kids
to expect at my door
and I don't really live
in a safe enough neighborhood
to feel comfortable opening my door
alone, so, see
I need those cookies
to bribe my brothers
into spending the holiday with me
and those ice cream flavors
meaning, special, so
maybe I thought they'd make
a good excuse
to invite someone else over
and those chips, I mean,
I gotta get my fiber somehow, right?
So those are really for me.
Okay, maybe all
of this crap
is for me.
I'll be back here later this week.